I celebrated memorial day with my favorite soldier - seen in this photo... after numerous failed attempts - mainly face plants in the lake and water enemas - I finally got up on the trick ski. when the sun went down (my camera battery died just in time for the sunset) we built an impressive fire, drank PBR and roasted marshmellows. Add a little peeing in the woods. and that's some down and dirty honkey tonk fun!

Every girl has her gay husband, Bill is mine. He came to Atlanta for the weekend and we went out for some debauchery. We are quite the divas in these pics. I crawled into bed at 3 am. *yawn*

Christmas in jail. Photos of the rock.

we went to international bowl for some kareoke fun, ears bled, beer flowed. Good times.

I wanted to take Naoya on a surprise date on Saturday, so I got us tickets to the 6 Flags theme park in Georgia. I was planning on eating funnel cakes and testing our stomach mettle on tea cup action, but little did I know he hates roller coasters. To top things off, the southern cheerleading association set it off with a cheer competition. The park was completely overrun by prepubescent girls slathered in so much makeup they looked like tiny doll drag queens. Oh the matching uniforms! the glitter! the pure unadulterated fun!